my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much
Without it, you just have gravy.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle